curryuku: shubbabang: I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in And then someone or something that isn’t yours gets in that space and you just im dying so hard this is so true
Today in History
Teacher: Here is a picture of American military propaganda from WWI. The Hun is a nickname for the Germans.
Student in the back of the class: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
The entire class: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOUR THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH. MISTER, I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
Teacher: What just happened?
bebopit: THESE ARE MACAROONS THESE ARE MACARONS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Today I went to Subway.
sleeping-with-hayleywilliams: letsfeelthathing: There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?” you’re my new favorite person
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
porkrub: angry-twinkle: looking through old sketchbooks looking through current sketchbooks
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT